February 2012
i don’t think i’ve ever felt more alone, hopeless, and angry in my entire fucking life
so that’s fun
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midterms are great because they give me a reason to not be at my mom’s party
i’m really just watching never mind the buzzcocks and playing crash bandicoot shhh
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my cat is a big hit at this party of twenty middle aged women
something about breckin meyer really unnerves me
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okay how many virgins do i need to sacrifice to the crash bandicoot gods to get past fucking boulder dash i fucking swear to god if i get sent back to temple ruins one more time i will destroy all of time and space
what the fuck is crash bandicoot’s mission, exactly? what motivates him? because from my perspective it looks like he went to some indigenous lands just to fuck shit up. he’s just a horrible terrorist.
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Titus Andronicus- Richard II
and whatever amount...
i found myself in an earnest conversation about the weather and a little piece of my soul died
jesus what the fuck year is it that birth control is even a topic of debate is it eighteen fifty fuckin nine
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fuck titus andronicus is so fucking good
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“What’s wrong with this bitch? She just went before me and it wasn’t...”
– You don’t really need to talk when you’re on the phone with Kels.
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Would you have sex with Bill O’Reilly if your life literally depended on it? Discuss.
jesus CHRIST if you don’t watch cougar town you’re in my prayers holy shit
this horrifying tim allen show just killed my mike rowe boner
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ugh portlandia is aggressively unfunny
every second i watch shrinks my sense of humor until eventually i’ll just be a shriveled old crone who takes every single thing literally because she’s forgotten what a joke is
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“When my mother was young she went to Thanksgiving at a friend’s house and...”
– Adverbs, Daniel Handler
does the fact that we have fifty states within our country seem weird to people outside the US? because it seems weird to me.
sometimes i dream of quitting school and starting a punk band
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“When do you learn that the world, like any diner worth its salt, is open...”
– Adverbs, Daniel Handler
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“They say love is in the details, that it’s the little things that make a...”
– Adverbs, Daniel Handler
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i just want to be locked in a room of infinite books with a cup of coffee and sunlight and a spring breeze coming in through the window
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dream
So, I was really high at my grandma’s house and my grandma was drunk and on the floor and I was being a huge dick to everyone and making an ass out of myself, so I left to go to the mall. I got lost and found a hidden shop that turned out to be an antigravity interdimensional haunted house, and I had to climb up all these ladders and go through all these rooms. It was super confusing because...
parks and rec is particularly delightful tonight
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someone put up a “moriarty was real” poster on campus and i almost shit myself with excitement
drunkenbutler:
today i woke up laughing hysterically because of a joke i told in my dream
basically i was creating breaking bad for kids, but the main character’s name was seth meth
fourteen hours later and i’m still laughing
i think i’m in love with moss from the it crowd is that weird
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